Cycling Inquisition socks available now

UPDATE:
All socks and jerseys are now sold out.



Socks are still available and are ready to ship in both sizes. Operators are standing by! Pictures of the actual jerseys and socks are at the bottom of this post. Please note that jerseys are now sold out.


Prices:
Socks: $12 (or two for $20)
Shipping: $2 for up to two pairs within the US, $4 for up to two pairs internationally


Sizing:

Socks come in two sizes S/M and L/XL. See the grid below:









Click to enlarge.
What is the text on the underside of the socks you ask? Aside from the blog's URL, the phrase on the other side is: "Empecuecando el internet desde 2009". Let me explain the meaning. In Colombia we have many wonderful words in Spanish for things that the English language simply does not have words for, "pecueca" is one of them. It refers to the smell of stinky feet which is usually transferred to the socks and shoes that envelop them. The term does not apply to any other smell, just that which comes from smelly feet. So the phrase roughly translates to:

"Making the internet smell like dirty feet since 2009".

Superbly funny, I know. You needn't tell me. Luckily, the socks will be high quality, and thanks to Sock Guy's expertize in making such attire, they actually will NOT stink when you wear them. Lovely. Additionally, if you find the message to be gross or silly, no one will know what it says. Unless they are Colombian, and you are shoeless. And what are the chances of that?




To order:
Simply send payment through Paypal to this address:

cyclinginquisition -at symbol- gmail - dot- com

Please make sure you calculate the overall total (including shipping) correctly, because otherwise you'll get an email from me mocking your lack of math skills. In the comments section, clearly state:

1. Item/s, color, size and quantity

2. Mailing address and full name that these will be sent to. It shouldn't be any different than the address already registered with your Paypal account.









Click to enlarge. If you'd like to find out what the text on the jerseys means, go here.