Cochise Rodriguez (Photo: Horacio Gil Ochoa)

If a rider has plenty of time to zip up his jersey before crossing the finish line first, he was better than others on that day.

If a rider has time to do a full-blown radio interview in the middle of a stage, that shows his complete and utter dominance over the others. Cochise Rodriguez could afford to do such interviews.

Other matters:

Watch the trailer for the movie Peloton below, and try not to pull a muscle from cringing so hard. For those of you who live in the US, please note that the actor who appears 20 seconds in, is the guy from the My Clean PC commercials that air on TV during every single show known to man. If you doubt my assessment, the moment you hear his voice you'll realize I'm right.